I couldn't find a Hallmark card to convey this message, so I'll have to put it into words myself:
Dear Mom,
Thank you for calling it quits. I'm totally serious. In fact, besides that award winning science project where we used a Hoover vacuum to replicate the destructive force of a tornado, it's the best thing you've ever done for me.
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