Why Trump REALLY Wants To Be VP (CHART)

Friday, May 25, 2012 Why Trump REALLY Wants To Be The VP Donald Trump may no longer be running for President, but that doesn't mean he's let go of his dream of moving into The White House come next January. 35 Randomly Patriotic Etsy Products WATCH: What Happens When A WASP Visits Harlem How SkyMall Brought David Cross & Amber Tamblyn Together WATCH: Jimmy Fallon's 'Downton Abbey' Parody Is Back Rejected MIB3 Posters BLOG POSTS Carol Hartsell: Five Reasons to Stop Being Terrible We're miserable, awful people and we must be stopped. We love our FAILs, our bloopers, our "worst evers". We share animated GIFs of reality television monsters and consider ourselves droll and whimsical. Shame on us. But perhaps there's still some shred of hope. Here are five things that made me want to be a better person this week. Chris Krapek: Penises Make Me Laugh Full frontal male nudity is the manifest destiny of dick jokes. It's all the hard -- and sometimes flaccid -- work of our forefathers of comedy finally paying off. Charlie Chaplin would be so proud. Stephen Gyllenhaal: Grassroots, Comedy, and the 2012 Election I made a comedy movie to go with this election cycle. But to be honest, I can't claim I was prescient about just how comedic the political scene would become. Tasha Gordon-Solmon: The Bachelorette Week 2 Recap: I'd Rather Have Miss Piggy as My Mom Here's the other thing: Miss Piggy is so much more charismatic than Emily. It was almost unfair they had to share screen time. There was a running gag of Piggy getting jealous of Em and Kermit. And despite Kermit's best efforts to compliment Emily, it was clear he's way out of her league. Matthew Filipowicz: Ronald Reagan Cloned to Be Mitt Romney's Vice President You probably heard that someone was auctioning off former president Ronald Reagan's blood. What you probably didn't hear was that a scientist has actually used some of that blood to clone Reagan to be Romney's vice presidential nominee.

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