The Superficial :
For years John Travolta has meticulously tried to hide his baldness, even going so far as demanding re-shoots of magazine spreads if his hair piece was the slightest bit obvious. Cut to this weekend where a surprisingly Sloppy John (Also, his Internet handle.) actually stepped outside in Hawaii without a rug as the paparazzi waited in the bushes. You'd figure The Force, or however Scientology works, would've alerted him to their presence, so I can only assume it was a woman taking these photos.
